Funny WhatsApp Status

• She loves me or not but I love her a lot. 😛

• Warning, do you think it’s right time to talk to me?

• If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

• “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis

• When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

• I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

• What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

• Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

• “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David

• Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

• Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day 😉

• HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

• Loneliness is better than bad company.

• Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

• The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

• No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

• Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

• Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. 😀

• Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… 😉 • We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

• When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

• If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

• Every time I drink I get awesome 🙂

• Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. 😛

• I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!

• If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.

• The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

• Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

• “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

• Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

• If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

• I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

• God was showing off when He created you.

• Never apologize for being you.

• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. 🙂

• Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

• I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

• You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

• “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

• Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.

• Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is When Relationships Die Among us While We are Alive

• It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

• Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

• The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

• “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

• Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

• Don’t see others doing better than you, Beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF

• Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

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