525+ [BEST] Whatsapp Status Quotes, Messages and Wishes (Jan. 2017)

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Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

1. Funny & Hilarious Status Quotes

1. “I’m not lazy. I’m on energy-saving mode. Now hush, or you’ll drain my battery.”

2. “I have 1% battery left. Whoever calls me or sends me a message will become my enemy.”

3. “I only pretend to work. They pretend to pay me for it. We don’t like to talk about it.”

4. “Silence may be golden, but duct tape is shiny and silver.”

5. “You’re just jealous because the voices like talking to me more.”

6. “I did it again. I overestimated the number of brain cells you have.”

7. “A man is only as young as the woman he feels.”

8. “I just saw the smartest person in the world when I stood in front of the mirror.”

9. “You know what they say: Everything happens for a reason. When I punch you in the face, remember that I had a reason for it.”

10. “What’s the main cause for divorce? Marriage.”

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11. “Hey Karma – I have a long list of people you missed.”

12. “People always tell me to follow my dreams, so I took their advice and went back to bed.”

13. “I always thought air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.”

14. “My cellphone rings at 3AM. “Hey, are you asleep?” “No, I’m skydiving – what do you think?!””

15. “Most people live and learn, but you – you just live.”

16. “Don’t take your life too seriously. It’s not like you’re going to get out alive.”

17. “I had to take a sick day again. I’m just so sick of those people.”

18. “Did you ever think that the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason?”

19. “Life is so short – so smile while you still have teeth!”

20. “We now live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.”

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21. “It’s hard doing nothing because you never know when you’re finished.”

22. “I’m experiencing life at 25 WTFs per hour.”

23. “You don’t like my sarcastic answer? Then don’t ask a stupid question.”

24. “Calm down. We’re all a little crazy. This isn’t a competition.”

25. “I honestly don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every single minute of it.”

26. “There really needs to be a day in between Saturday and Sunday. Maybe two.”

27. “I really am a humble person. In fact, I’m so much greater than I’ve led you to believe.”

28. “I didn’t trip. The floor just looked like it really could use a hug.”

29. “Bathrooms have transformed from being a singing studio to a photo studio.”

30. “I’m not short – I’m concentrated awesome.”

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31. “I’m really not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it actually happens.”

32. “I’m not worried about terrorism. I was once married for two years.”

33. “Behind every successful man is a woman who is very confused.”

34. “Laziness is truly the mother of all bad habits. But remember, she’s a mother and should be respected.”

35. “Don’t make the same mistake twice. There are so many to choose from. Pick a new one each day.”

36. “I used to have an open mind, but I got tired of my brain falling out.”

37. “You can never say what’s on your mind when your entire family is on Facebook.”

38. “We live in a WTF era – Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.”

39. “You can’t blame me – I was born a pessimist. My blood type is actually B Negative.”

40. “My teacher calls it cheating. Well, I call it teamwork.”

41. “Friendship is a lot like money. It’s easier made than kept.”

42. “Guys – sometimes when I close my eyes, I really can’t see anything.”

43. “Please – I don’t get older. I just level up.”

44. “What’s the weather forecast for tonight? Dark with a hint of moonlight.”

45. “Everyone keeps telling me the right person will come along. Honestly, I’m starting to think that mine was hit by a truck.”

46. “I’m just finishing what I started yesterday – nothing.”

47. “I want to know how one careless match can set an entire forest on fire, but it takes a whole box just to light a campfire.”

48. “I’m sorry, I couldn’t repair your brakes. I made your horn louder instead.”

49. “Toilet paper is highly useful, but it’s really not an appropriate gift.”

50. “At the end of every day, I wish that life would ask me “Do you want to save your changes?””

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51. “Whenever someone tells me I’m going to regret that in the morning, I just sleep past noon.”

52. “If Monday had a face, I would punch it. I hate Mondays.”

53. “Parachute for sale: used once, but never opened.”

54. “What do poor men and rich men have in common? They both have iPhones.”

55. “Where there’s a will, there’s a hundred relatives fighting over it.”

56. “Failure: it’s not an option; it comes bundled with Windows.”

57. “If at first you don’t succeed, hide all of the evidence that you even tried.”

58. “I hate mornings. They always start when I’m still asleep.”

59. “I’m more than special – I’m a limited edition. And I come at a higher price.”

60. “I still remember the days when blackberries and apples were just fruits.”

61. “Never argue with idiots. They will only drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.”

62. “In today’s society, a pizza gets delivered to your house faster than the police.”

63. “Early birds may get the worm, but the second mouse always gets the cheese.”

64. “I scream the same way whether I’m being eaten by a shark, or a tiny piece of seaweed touches my leg.”

65. “I don’t know about you, but I intend on living forever. So far, everything is going as planned.”

66. “Work fascinates me. That’s why I sit and look at it for hours.”

67. “I always take my life with a grain of salt, a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.”

68. “Well, you’re never too old to learn something stupid.”

69. “With a good enough thrust, pigs really can fly.”

70. “What’s the best way to make sure that you hit your target? Shoot first and then call whatever it hits your target.”

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71. “The next time you think about fighting fire with fire just remember that the fire department uses water.”

72. “They say that winning isn’t’ everything. Why do we keep score then?”

73. “I’m pretty sure I used to be indecisive. Now, I’m really not so sure.”

74. “Don’t ever hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat instead.”

75. “I really don’t trust anything that can bleed for five days and not die.”

2. Love, Romantic & Emotional Status Quotes

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

76. “What is love? In math, it’s an equation. In chemistry, it’s a reaction. In history, it’s a war. In art, it’s a heart. In me, it’s you.”

77. “To meet you was fate. To become your friend was choice. Falling in love with you was out of my control.”

78. “I fell in love the moment I saw you, and you smiled at me because you knew.”

79. “Someday, when my daughter smiles at me and asks me who my very first love was, I don’t want to have to pull out a photo album to show her. I want to point across the room and tell her “he’s sitting right there”.”

80. “I’m not afraid of dying. Death doesn’t scare me either. It’s losing you that frightens me the most.”

81. “I pray every night that you will be here someday. Tonight, I will count all of the stars in the sky and hope that when I close my eyes, you will once again be right by my side.”

82. “I can make one promise to you: I will always love you more than any other person who enters your life.”

83. “I love how you make me so happy; love the ways you show that you care. I love the way you whisper “I love you,” and the way that you’re always there.”

84. “The one emotion that can break your heart into a million pieces is the same emotion that glue the pieces back together.”

85. “One of the greatest challenges in life is removing someone you used to love from your heart.”

86. “It’s not always the song itself that makes you emotional. It’s the feelings and the memories that make you tear up when they come to mind.”

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87. “I don’t cry because I’m weak. I cry because I’ve been strong for so long.”

88. “If you will only love me in my dreams, then I pray I never wake.”

89. “Never make a permanent decision because of your temporary emotions.”

90. “If our love is true, it will always find a way.”

91. “When you and me get together, we make a wonderful we.”

92. “I can fight the world with my one hand – as long as you’re holding onto the other.”

93. “The spaces in between your fingers fit perfectly in mine.”

94. “Love is the only thing that can take you to heaven without you having to die first.”

95. “It really doesn’t matter who broke you down or hurt you. What matters most is the person who helped you start smiling again.”

96. “It’s not about how often you say “I love you;” it’s about how often you prove those words.”

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97. “Love is adorable when it’s new, but it’s most beautiful when it lasts.”

98. “It’s easy to think of you; I do it every day. Missing you is the hardest part because it’s a heartache that never really goes away.”

99. “This may sound a little crazy, but since the moment I saw you, I haven’t been able to stop thinking about you.”

100. “How many times have you crossed my mind? Just once because you never left.”

101. “I fell in love with your words, but those words were the very same thing that tore me apart.”

102. “Of all passions, love is the strongest. It attacks the mind, the heart and the senses all at once.”

103. “Love is just the result of one soul dwelling in two separate bodies.”

104. “A man will already be halfway in love with any woman who truly listens to him.”

105. “The saddest feeling in the world is loving someone else who used to love you back.”

106. “It isn’t love itself that hurts. It’s loving the wrong person that stings.”

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107. “Today, someone asked me how life was. I just smiled and told him, “She’s doing just fine!””

108. “Nothing in life is perfect, but being with you is perfectly imperfect.”

109. “Throughout life, we meet many beautiful people, but only one beautiful person will ever go away.”

110. “I love my life. Do you know why? Because it gave me you. And I love you, too, because you are my life.”

111. “I want to place myself above you – not to rule over you, but to shield you form harm and always protect you.”

112. “Romeo and Juliet, who died young together, isn’t true love. Grandma and grandpa who happily grew old together is what true love is all about.”

113. “Whenever my phone lights up, I hope it’s a text from you.”

114. “You really have no idea how much you make me smile.”

115. “If you really do love her, you won’t be afraid to tell the world.”

116. “There are no happy endings in true love because there is no ending.”

117. “Why do I love you? Because you make smile for no reason at all.”

118. “We can never be friends because I’m still in love with you.”

119. “No matter what happens, always remember this: I carry your heart inside of my heart.”

120. “Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a country boy?”

121. “Know why I love you? Because no one else in the world can make me feel the way you do.”

122. “Every time I think about you, I get butterflies.”

123. “Since the day I met you, I laugh easier, smile more and sleep a whole lot less.”

124. “Every person has a happy place, but mine is in the arms of my boyfriend.”

125. “We always have happiness in our hearts, but sometimes, sadness takes its place for a while.”

126. “It’s easy to say that you’re busy when someone else needs you, but it’s harder to hear “I’m busy” when you’re in need of someone.”

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127. “It’s better to be single than in the wrong relationship.”

128. “That feeling you get when you look back and suddenly realize you made the worst choice.”

129. “Before you point your fingers at someone else, check to make sure your own hands are clean.”

130. “Sometimes, you meet that one person whose “hello” makes you never want to say good-bye.”

131. “You never stop loving someone you’ve lost. You just learn how to live your life without them.”

132. “Sometimes, it’s our own expectations that cause our heartbreaks.”

133. “All love stories are beautiful, but ours is my absolute favorite.”

134. “Love is the one thing that makes you smile even when you’re tired.”

135. “Each moment that I spend with you is like a beautiful dream come true.”

136. “If a hug could tell you how much I love you, I would keep you in my arms forever.”

137. “People say you only truly fall in love once, but I know that’s not true. That’s because I fall in love everyday with you.”

138. “I only know what love is because of you.”

139. “Let me love you. If I can’t love you for the rest of your life, at least let me love you for rest of mine.”

140. “There’s always a little madness in love, but in madness, there’s always a little bit of reason.”

141. “The day I met you is the day I found life.”

142. “Please don’t mind the weather. It’s just raining in my heart.”

143. “Love only hurts when you love someone who doesn’t love you back.”

144. “Just hurt me with the truth. Please don’t try to comfort me with a lie.”

145. “If I had the world in my hands, I would give all of it to you.”

146. “As long as I wake up in the morning and you are next to me, nothing else matters.”

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147. “To fall in love with you is the first half of what I want. To stay in love with you forever is the second half.”

148. “It’s in the way he kisses you; in the way he makes you feel; in the way he makes you fall in love.”

149. “One day, you kiss someone and instantly know that you want to kiss those lips for the rest of your life.”

150. “I can’t help it if I fell for you – you’re the one who tripped me.”

3. Cool & Cocky Whatsapp Status Messages

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

151. “You don’t like me? That’s fine. My sole purpose in love isn’t to impress you.”

152. “I’m neither Superman nor Batman. I’m a superhero for all women.”

153. “I’m so jealous of my parents. I never had a kid as cool as they did.”

154. “Hey, I speak my mind, and I never, ever mind what I speak.”

155. “Man, God is really creative. I mean, just look at me!”

156. “You know you’re the ugly one when your friends ask you to take the group picture.”

157. “If I broke down and agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

158. “I could be wrong. But I seriously doubt it.”

159. “It’s okay if you don’t like me. I’m not a Facebook status.”

160. “Congrats, graduate! Now a thermometer isn’t the only thing that has degrees with no brains.”

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161. “Life is too short. Don’t waste your time copying my Whatsapp status.”

162. “I never really forgive people. I pretend like I do, and then wait for that perfect moment to destroy them.”

163. “You treated me like I was an option, so I left you like you were a choice.”

164. “It’s so miserable without you. It’s almost like having you here.”

165. “The attitude I have will always be based on the way you treat me.”

166. “Please don’t talk out loud. You’ll only lower the IQ of the entire street if you do.”

167. “I’ll be nicer to you when you start being a little smarter.”

168. “You are the product of over 4 billion years of evolution. Start acting like it!”

169. “Dear Math – Please grow up! I’m getting really tired of solving your problems for you.”

170. “Forget circumstances. I create my own opportunities.”

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171. “In order to shine like the sun, you need to burn like one.”

172. “Hey! I found something under my shoe. Oh, wait. That’s just your attitude.”

173. “When I’m good, I’m the best. But when I’m bad, I’m the worst.”

174. “If I drink alcohol, people tell me I’m an alcoholic. But when I drink Fanta, no one tells me I’m fantastic.”

175. “They always say “never drink and drive.” Yesterday, I drank a juice box while riding my tricycle. That’s right – I’m a rebel.”

176. “Today, I feel lazier than the person who drew the Japanese flag.”

177. “One day, I’m going to make onions cry. Just you wait.”

178. “Before you start talking, please make sure that you connect your tongue to your brain.”

179. “Here’s the difference between your opinion and pizza – I asked for the pizza.”

180. “I hate those times when I go in to hug someone really sexy, and hit my head on the mirror.”

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181. “Is that status a bit too harsh? Forget it, I’ll just put an “lol” at the end. There – that’s better.”

182. “Never drink and park. Accidents cause people.”

183. “If you’re the player, then I’m the game.”

184. “Etc. stands for “end of thinking capacity”.”

185. “Some people call me Mike, but you can call me tonight.”

186. “If I’m weird when I’m with you, it just means that I like you.”

187. “I’m really not trying to argue. I’m just trying to explain to you why I’m right.”

188. “I’m not bossy. I’m just trying to tell you what you should be doing.”

189. “I’m making some changes to my life, so if you don’t hear from me again, you know that you’re one of them.”

190. “I’m just sitting here waiting to see if my coffee will use its powers for good or evil.”

191. “My attitude is not the problem. You just can’t handle my personality.”

192. “Go ahead and talk behind my back. You’re in the perfect position to kiss my butt.”

193. “I will win. It may not be immediately, but I definitely will.”

194. “According to my police report, I had a really awesome “night out” last night.”

195. “If someone is trying to bring you down, it’s only because you’re above them.”

196. “If you like me, raise your hand. If you don’t, raise your standards.”

197. “I work to earn money. If you want loyalty, go buy a dog.”

198. “I talk to myself because I enjoy conversing with a better class of people.”

199. “I only drink to make other people more interesting.”

200. “Stop worrying so much about the world ending. Did you know that it’s already tomorrow in Australia?”

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201. “Sarcasm is just one of the many services that I offer.”

202. “I tried so hard to be normal once. Those were the worst two minutes of my life.”

203. “Trying to understand you is just like trying to smell the number 7.”

204. “Please don’t interrupt me. I’m trying to ignore you.”

205. “I am what I am. I don’t need your approval, and I never asked for it.”

206. “Here’s my new theory: It’s none of my business what other people think of me.”

207. “All you have to do is smile when you’re with people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”

208. “I’m really sorry about those texts I sent you last night. My phone was really drunk.”

209. “One time, I smashed my head against the keyboard and accidently wrote the 5th Twilight book.”

210. “I don’t have an attitude. I really am that good.”

211. “I love being me, and I will never change myself to please anyone else.”

212. “I would rather be hated for who I am than be loved for someone I’m not.”

213. “If someone has the power and strength to bring you down, show them that you have just as much power and strength to pick yourself back up.”

214. “I hate it when people look at my phone while I’m typing. It’s not that I have something to hide. It’s just none of their business.”

215. “You want to argue with me? Bring it on! I have my CAPS LOCK ON!”

216. “Just a fair warning: I know karate – and a few other words, too.”

217. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am, but my attitude completely depends on who you are.”

218. “I smile because I have no idea what’s going on.”

219. “Life is way too short to be serious all the time. If you can’t laugh at yourself, just call me and I’ll laugh at you.”

220. “Of course I talk to myself. I need expert advice from time to time.”

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221. “Sometimes I sit in class and wonder how the teacher even got this job.”

222. “Kill the tension before it kills you. Reach all of your goals before the goal kicks you. Live your life before life leaves you.”

223. “I didn’t change. All I did was grow up. You should try it.”

224. “I’m the boss in my house. My wife is just the decision maker.”

225. “I swear I’m not drunk. I’m just off-balance chemically.”

4. Motivational Status Quotes & Messages

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

226. “Always remember that life is short. Believe slowly, forgive others quickly, let go of your silly ego, laugh louder, love truly, and don’t ever avoid anything that makes you happy.”

227. “Be the kindest to unkind people. Those are the ones who need it most.”

228. “To be a true champion, you have to keep believing in yourself even when others stop.”

229. “Start wherever you are. Use whatever you have. Do whatever you can.”

230. “Success means never giving or taking any excuses.”

231. “Don’t worry about failing. Worry about those chances you never take.”

232. “Be brave. Don’t be afraid to take risks. Nothing in this world can substitute experience.”

233. “It’s never too late to dream another dream or set another goal.”

234. “You won’t find a rainbow if you’re looking down, so look up to the sky.”

235. “When you’re determined and you take action, it’s never an impossible feat to reach your goal.”

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236. “Life is just like photography. In order to develop it, you need the negatives.”

237. “If the past calls you, ignore it. Don’t pick up the phone. Don’t call back.”

238. “You may only live once, but if you live it right, one life is all you need.”

239. “Let’s take a moment to let go of the day, and let go of what happened. Let us send gratitude for the lessons and life experiences we’ve learned today.”

240. “Your life is like a book; every day is a page. You can’t go back and erase what’s already been written, but you can make the next page even better than the last.”

241. “Time is not infinite, so don’t waste your life trying to be someone else. Never allow yourself to be trapped by dogma. And always have the courage to follow your own intuition and heart.”

242. “The only reason you don’t have what you want in life is because you create reasons why you can’t have them.”

243. “Never ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself what makes you feel alive? What are you passionate about? Go do that. The world is in desperate need of people who are alive.”

244. “Holding onto things is just like holding your breath. Eventually, you’ll suffocate. In this physical universe, letting go is the only real way to get anything.”

245. “Don’t ever forget that life is a gift. Bask in its glory each moment you’re in it.”

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246. “Never give up. The beginning is always the hardest part.”

247. “You may be on the right track, but you’re going to get run over if you just sit there.”

248. “Someday, your life will flash before your very eyes. Make sure that it’s worth watching.”

249. “People only know you for what you’ve done – not what you plan on doing.”

250. “You don’t need to be great to get started, but you do need to start in order to be great.”

251. “To build a house, you need to have a plan. To build a life, you need to have a goal.”

252. “Life is a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs. Never worry when you’re at the bottom. The only place to go is up.”

253. “Each mistake teaches you an important life lesson. Each time you make one, you inch closer to your goal.”

254. “Forget all of your past failures and past mistakes. Forget everything in your past. Focus on what you’re going to do right now, and go do it.”

255. “Everything in life has a beginning and an eventual end. The goal is to enjoy everything that’s in between.”

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256. “Everything that you could ever want is out there – all you have to do is ask. Everything you want wants you, too. To get it, you need to take action.”

257. “Life isn’t worth living if you aren’t doing the things you love. What is your life’s purpose if you’re not doing something that makes you come alive?”

258. “Anything is possible when you believe in yourself.”

259. “Everyone faces problems in life. But it’s up to us to decide whether we want to be victims, or become successful.”

260. “Whenever you feel like you want to give up, just remember the reasons that kept you hanging on for so long to begin with.”

261. “Be a first-copy original of yourself – not a second-copy version of another person.”

262. “Jealousy is just a waste of your time. You already have everything you could possibly need.”

263. “If you’re not making mistakes, you’re not trying – or not trying hard enough.”

264. “Don’t follow the path. Go where there is no path and make your own.”

265. “Forget about the reasons why something will not work. All you need is one good reason why it will.”

266. “To get something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done.”

267. “Do you want your life to be meaningful? Go do something about it.”

268. “The only difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little “extra”.”

269. “Just when you think you have nothing left, remember that there is always a little toothpaste left in the tube.”

270. “People only know you for the things you’ve done – not what you’re planning to do.”

271. “It’s never a failure until you stop trying.”

272. “Never give up on something you really want to do. Where there’s passion and love, nothing can go wrong.”

273. “You’re never going to leave where you are until you finally decide where you want to be.”

274. “As you take your next breath, someone else is taking their last. Don’t complain about your life, but rather, live the one you have. Make every last breath count.”

275. “It’s better to live one year as a tiger than a thousand years as a sheep.”

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276. “We only judge ourselves on what we think we’re capable of doing. Others judge us on what we’ve done.”

277. “Do your best to learn a little something about everything, and everything about something.”

278. “Everyone has the will to win, but not many are prepared to win.”

279. “Motivation will get you started, but habits will keep you going.”

280. “Opportunity can only dance with those who are on the dancefloor.”

281. “The secret to success is simple: Do the right thing the right way at the right time.”

282. “Patience is not about developing the ability to wait. It’s about learning how to keep a good attitude while you’re waiting.”

283. “Luck is success without a positive attitude. Achievement is success with a positive attitude.”

284. “If you can manage to laugh when you’re completely broken, then there is nothing in this world that can break you.”

285. “You never really know your strengths until someone comes along and tries to take advantage of your weaknesses.”

286. “Things always work out the best for the people who make the best of the way things work out.”

287. “Inspiration fuels the best powers of the mind.”

288. “Hope is a lot like the sun. As we travel towards it, it casts the shadows of our burdens behind us.”

289. “Each new day brings new thoughts and new strengths.”

290. “The people who are crazy enough to believe that they can change the world are the ones who do.”

291. “Never let what you can’t do interfere with what you can!”

292. “Only the man who has confidence in himself can gain the confidence of others.”

293. “It’s only in the darkness that we can see the stars.”

294. “Don’t wait to do something you want. The timing will never, ever be right.”

295. “Life is not about finding yourself. It’s all about creating yourself.”

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296. “If you believe you can, you’re already halfway there.”

297. “The right path is often not the easiest one.”

298. “Are you tired of always having to start over? Stop giving up in the first place.”

299. “Our bodies are capable of just about anything. Our minds are what need convincing.”

300. “You know what’s useless? Excuses. You know what’s priceless? Results.”

5. Absolute Best Out of Best

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

301. “Everyone else is busy dating, breaking up and making up. I’m still trying to figure out how to wake up before 10 o’clock.”

302. “I have one motto: Live the life you love, and love the life you live.”

303. “All of the good and bad things that have happened in your life are only preparing for the moment that has yet to come.”

304. “Every day is another chance to make a change in your life; a chance to be grateful for the things that you have.”

305. “The only thing stopping you from fulfilling your dreams is you.”

306. “Even the calendar says WTF after Monday and Tuesday.”

307. “Everyone is going to hurt you. You just have to find the ones who are worth suffering for.”

308. “Take a deep breath. Remember – it’s not a bad life; just a bad day.”

309. “All of the problems that you face become smaller if you confront them instead of dodging them.”

310. “Be kind to everyone you meet. You don’t know what struggles they’re facing.”

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311. “My relationship status: Looking for a Wi-Fi connection.”

312. “It’s not just the bad memories that make you sad, but the best ones that you know will never happen again.”

313. “I love my job – when I’m on vacation.”

314. “When people hate you for no reason, give them a reason.”

315. “The biggest distance between two people is misunderstanding.”

316. “The greatest accomplishment you can make in life is to be yourself. The world is constantly trying to turn everyone into someone else.”

317. “I look forward to the day when the power of love replaces the love of power.”

318. “Your attitude is just as important as your skills when it comes to success.”

319. “Never look back. You’re not going in that direction.”

320. “Do everything with so much love and passion that you would never, ever want to do it any other way.”

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321. “I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life in three simple words: it goes on.”

322. “Look for respect – not attention. It lasts so much longer.”

323. “You can’t influence the world if you’re too busy trying to be like it.”

324. “Today is a good day to be happy.”

325. “There’s nothing like listening to a song and remembering all of the great memories that go with it.”

326. “If you expect nothing, you will never be disappointed.”

327. “My life’s mission: to be so busy loving my life that I have no time for fear, regret or hate.”

328. “Good morning – it’s time to wake up and live.”

329. “If you don’t chase you dreams, you can’t catch them.”

330. “Know and remember that everything always works out in the end.”

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331. “I’m turning my fear into hope, and my mistakes into life lessons.”

332. “Happiness is always an inside job. Don’t ever let anyone else have that much power over your own life.”

333. “I’m not looking for someone to save me. All I want is for someone to stand by my side as I save myself.”

334. “Don’t worry so much. Worrying will not rid tomorrow of its troubles, but strip today of all its joys.”

335. “We will never be as young as we are tonight, so let’s live in the moment and forget about tomorrow.”

336. “You can only be as good as the people around you. Be brave enough to remove people from your life who are holding you back.”

337. “I really thought I was normal until I met my best friend.”

338. “Let’s take a road trip with no destination. Just drive and see where the road takes us.”

339. “Her heart finally told her that it’s time to stop wasting her time.”

340. “Forgiveness will never erase or excuse their behavior. But it will stop it from destroying your heart.”

341. “You really never know what you have – until you clean your room.”

342. “Today, I decided to be happy. I heard it’s good for your health.”

343. “We’re so focused on the finish line that we forget to enjoy the journey.”

344. “Stop waiting for the perfect moment. Take that moment and make it perfect.”

345. “Move confidently towards your dreams. Don’t be afraid to live the life you’ve always wanted.”

346. “It’s scary to make a big life change. But you know what’s even more frightening? Regrets.”

347. “Life is too short to spend another beautiful day fighting a war with yourself.”

348. “When you feel discouraged, take a moment to think about how far you’ve come in life.”

349. “I hope that in 10 years from now, we’re still in each other’s lives.”

350. “You can’t start reading the second chapter of your life if you’re too busy re-reading the last one.”

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351. “Never regret the mistakes you make. They’re proof that you’re trying.”

352. “You may not get what you hope for, but you will always get what you work for.”

353. “Sometimes, you just have to fight through those bad days to reach the best days of your life.”

354. “I hope that your problems are as few and far apart as grandma’s teeth.”

355. “Everyone wants to be happy. No one wants to deal with pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without at least a little rain.”

356. “You can’t expect every day to be good, but you can find a little good in every day.”

357. “Dance like no one is tagging your photos. Love just like you have never been unfriended. Sing like nobody is following. Share with others like you truly care. Do all of it as if it won’t end up on Whatsapp.”

358. “It’s okay to forget the things that hurt you in the past. But don’t ever forget the lessons it taught you.”

359. “Love is nothing more than a word until you find that special someone to share it with.”

360. “I only have 2 to 3 real friends. I just tolerate everyone else.”

361. “My road to success seems to always be under construction.”

362. “Every person knows how to love. But only a few people know how to keep the love alive with one person.”

363. “If life scares you, you’re doing it right.”

364. “It’s better to be alone than surrounded by people who make you feel alone.”

365. “She’s so fake. Just look at the back of her neck. I’m willing to bet it says “Made in China”.”

366. “I never insult people. I only describe them.”

367. “You get the most out of life when you start loving it as much as you love yourself.”

368. “There would be no wars if women ruled the world. There would only be a bunch of countries who are jealous of each other and refuse to talk.”

369. “Whenever I get a headache, I take 2 aspirin and I keep away from children. That’s what the bottle says to do.”

370. “Hey – I finally found your nose. It was over in my business again.”

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371. “The only difference between being genius and stupidity is that genius has a limit.”

372. “If everything is going your way, then you’re going the wrong way.”

373. “I’m not really online. It’s just an optical illusion.”

374. “I really need 6 months of vacation – twice a year.”

375. “Chaos precedes every great change in life.”

6. Good Morning & Good Day One Liners

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

376. “Each new day is an opportunity to change your life. Good morning, everyone!”

377. “Good morning! Here’s a special coffee just for you. I mixed it with love and affection. Have a great day!”

378. “Good morning, everyone! Here’s today’s goal: smile at a stranger. That smile may be the only sunshine he sees today!”

379. “Just like the morning sun, I hope this message brightens your day and reminds you that you’re thought of in a warm way.”

380. “How to have a great morning: Step 1 – Open your eyes. Step 2 – Take a deep breath. Step 3 – Go back to bed.”

381. “Every morning gives you two choices: to stay asleep and continue dreaming, or wake up and go out and chase your dreams.”

382. “My morning would be even better if I woke up next to you.”

383. “There are three things in life that you can’t recover: A word after it’s been said; a moment after it’s been missed; and time after it’s been wasted.”

384. “No matter how bad your life may be, wake up each morning feeling grateful for everything you have. Someone out there is struggling to survive.”

385. “I have a special relationship with my bed. We’re absolutely perfect for each other. But my alarm clock is jealous. She hates to see us together.”

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386. “Wake each morning with the feeling of gratitude for the privilege of being alive.”

387. “Mornings are wonderful blessings whether they’re sunny or cloudy. That’s because mornings stand for hope and for giving us a new start to this crazy thing we call life.”

388. “Each new sunrise gives me one more chance to love you. Good morning!”

389. “Good morning, everyone! Remember that one kind word can change someone’s day.”

390. “Wishing you all a very happy and joyous morning.”

391. “Wake each day with the thought that something amazing is going to happen that day.”

392. “Add more life to your days, not more days to your life.”

393. “I’ve accomplished my first mission – waking up.”

394. “Coffee in bed is the best way to wake up.”

395. “Each new day is the start of something beautiful and magical.”

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396. “I usually have a great morning – until I start seeing people.”

397. “I hope you start your day with a smile on your face.”

398. “A brighter day and a sweeter smile. I hope that your day turns out to be amazing.”

399. “Each morning that you wake up is destiny’s way of letting you know that your life’s purpose hasn’t been fulfilled yet.”

400. “The only remedy to a cold, lonely morning is cuddly, warm hugs with you.”

401. “Good morning! If no one has told you that they love you yet, let me be the first: I love you! Have a great day.”

402. “Good morning is one of my favorite phrases. Why? Because it means that the day is filled with so much hope and possibilities.”

403. “A simple “good morning” can go a long way in making someone’s day.”

404. “Today is a great day. I woke up without anyone having to scream at me – my phone didn’t even ring. I even woke up without my alarm. Yeah, it’s going to be a great day.”

405. “Good morning, all! It’s time to greet the day and make the most of your time.”

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406. “It doesn’t matter how many hours of sleep you get – you always want those extra five minutes.”

407. “I definitely have morning sickness. I’m up, it’s morning, and I’m already sick of it.”

408. “He’s 95% of the reason I wake up in the morning. The other 5% is coffee.”

409. “Good morning – It’s time to get up and live for the day. May your day be special and everything you had hoped for.”

410. “There’s no better way to start the day than with a great big hug. So, I’m sending you a great big hug to get you through the day.”

411. “Keep your dreams alive – hit the snooze button!”

412. “I’m not awake until I’ve had at least two cups of coffee – and a nap.”

413. “Rise up this morning and start the day fresh. Be willing to see all of the bright opportunities in each day.”

414. “Good morning! Today is a great day to make things happen.”

415. “Good morning, beautiful friends. May you smile often and enjoy each moment of your day.”

416. “I hope you start this day with a big smile on your face, and I hope for you to embrace the happiness in your soul.”

417. “There are some days when you just have to make your own sunshine.”

418. “Are you having a rough morning? Place your hand over your heart. Do you feel that? That’s a purpose. There’s a reason you’re alive. Never give up.”

419. “We are born again each morning. What we do with our day is what truly matters.”

420. “Wake up each morning with determination, so you can go to bed with satisfaction.”

421. “Get up and attack your day with enthusiasm.”

422. “Good morning! Treat each new day like it’s the first day of life of the rest of your life.”

423. “Hello past – Thank you for all the life lessons. Hello future – I’m ready for whatever you throw at me.”

424. “The sun is shining and the sky is blue. It’s a beautiful day, and so are you.”

425. “The best part of waking up? Knowing that you have another cup of coffee to sip and enjoy.”

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426. “Each new days starts a brand new page in your life’s story. Make today a great one!”

427. “Laugh today, for a day without laughter is a day that is wasted.”

428. “Good morning! You’ve never lived this day. You never will again. So make the most of it.”

429. “Wake up and open your eyes, so the flowers can bloom and the sun can rise. All are waiting to see your amazing smile.”

430. “Mornings are like a mirror: It will only smile at you if you smile at it first.”

431. “What you do today is what creates your future, so make the most of your time.”

432. “I get up each morning with the attitude that today is going to be a great day. You never know how much time you have left, so I refuse to have any bad days.”

433. “I wake up in the morning looking for adventure.”

434. “Morning will come whether you set the alarm or not.”

435. “I spend most of my time in the morning trying to figure out what’s going to happen.”

436. “Smile in front of the mirror each morning. Soon, you’ll start seeing a big difference in your life.”

437. “Tomorrow has yet to come. Yesterday is already gone. The only time we have is now. So let us begin.”

438. “Good morning! Give someone you love a big hug and tell them how much you care. Your words may be the only thing that gets them through the day.”

439. “Good morning, friends. Give me a cup of coffee, and no one will get hurt!”

440. “Don’t wake up with regrets of yesterday. Wake up with the drive to achieve something good today.”

441. “If you don’t wake up with all of your might, you will never be able to achieve the dreams you saw last night.”

442. “The morning is not just another day for you. It’s the perfect chance to make all of your dreams come true.”

443. “Even your smallest of thoughts can turn into the greatest of successes. All you have to do is get up in the morning and get going.”

444. “You will never get this morning back, so wake up and make the most of your day.”

445. “Let’s not complain about yesterday. Let’s make the most of this day, so we can enjoy a better tomorrow.”

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446. “Remember – life is perishable. The faster you consume it, the better it will feel. So, stop thinking so much, and start living.”

447. “Stop thinking about how much more you can sleep, and start thinking about how much more you can do.”

448. “Make your lazy morning even more beautiful by thinking about the wonderful dreams you had last night.”

449. “You can sleep in a little longer and risk failure. Or you can wake up right now and chase success.”

450. “To be great, you need to do great things. One of those great things is to wake up in the morning.”

7. Cute Status Quotes

Funny – Romantic – Cool – Motivational – Best – Good Morning & Cute

451. “It doesn’t matter the distance between us – I could never stop loving you.”

452. “You haven’t lost your smile! It’s right there, under your nose. You must have forgotten where it was.”

453. “Someone once asked me what it was I saw in you that made me love you so much. My answer? Everything.”

454. “They always say that there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you might be my Nemo.”

455. “Love is a lot like wildflowers. They tend to bloom in the most unlikely of places.”

456. “We like to say that we want to disappear. But what we really want is to be found.”

457. “If I could pick a rose each time I thought of you, I’d pick roses for the rest of my life.”

458. “I love you so much more today that I did yesterday. But I love you so much less today than I will tomorrow.”

459. “Love is just a word until you find someone to give it meaning.”

460. “I love you. You love me. That’s all we’ll ever really need.”

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461. “When you really love someone, their happiness matters so much more than your own.”

462. “Her smile is the most beautiful thing a woman can wear.”

463. “The only man who truly deserves you is the one who thinks he doesn’t.”

464. “When you’re feeling impatient, remember that miracles, too, take a little time.”

465. “Want to know where your heart is? Pay attention to where your mind wanders.”

466. “No matter how bad the situation is, never let go of the rope.”

467. “Every person has a chapter or two they would rather leave unpublished.”

468. “Hearts can be wild creatures. That’s why our ribs are cages.”

469. “I love the stars so fondly. I could never be fearful of the night.”

470. “Life is always better when you’re laughing. So find a reason to smile and giggle each day.”

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471. “The earth creates beautiful music for those who listen.”

472. “My cheeks turn red whenever I talk to you. I can’t help but smile when I see you. I get butterflies in my stomach each time we kiss.”

473. “I’m not afraid to tell you I love you. I’m just afraid of your response.”

474. “To an unhappy heart, a single silent hug means a thousand words.”

475. “There aren’t enough hearts in the world to carry all of my love for you.”

476. “When you’ve found true love, you don’t have to care about how you look.”

477. “Life is utterly and seemingly impossible without the presence of love.”

478. “Anything can be lovely if you look at it with love.”

479. “If opportunity doesn’t come knocking, build a door.”

480. “A heart that loves never grows old.”

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481. “Love is a two-way street that’s always under construction.”

482. “A hug is a lot like a boomerang – you get it back immediately.”

483. “Good looks and beauty fades after a while, but to be married to someone who makes you laugh every day – now that’s a real gift.”

484. “Love is like Pi: it’s irrational, natural and really important.”

485. “Like an hourglass, love fills up the heart and the brain empties.”

486. “Love is like a fire. Whether it’s going to light up your heart or burn down your house, you’ll never know.”

487. “Never let your past determine who you are. Let it be a part of the person you will become.”

488. “If you’re going to keep being cute, you have to kiss me. I’m sorry, babe, I don’t make the rules.”

489. “I still remember the very first day that I looked into your eyes. That was the day my world flipped upside down.”

490. “When I met you, my heart whispered to me “that’s the one”.”

491. “If we wait until the moment we’re ready, we’ll be waiting the rest of our lives.”

492. “Hey, you! Too much thinking, and not enough doing.”

493. “Whenever it rains, look up for rainbows. Whenever it’s dark, look to the sky for stars.”

494. “Some see weeds; others see wishes.”

495. “Everything has a crack in it. That’s how the light gets in.”

496. “I love that feeling of being lost, but heading in the right direction.”

497. “Life is for midnight swims, weird adventures, passionate kisses, and random conversations.”

498. “Each day, ask yourself one important question: Is what I’m doing today going to be get me closer to where I want to be tomorrow?”

499. “When all is said and done, the only regrets you’ll have are the chances you never took.”

500. “Can you still remember the person you were before the world told you who you should be?”

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501. “I am what I am. That seems to be working for me so far. And I have no plans to change it.”

502. “Forgive people – even if they aren’t sorry.”

503. “Take a deep breath. Close your eyes. Clear out your heart. And let it go.”

504. “If things never changed, there would be no butterflies.”

505. “If your dreams aren’t scaring you, you’re not dreaming big enough.”

506. “You’re never too old for fairytales.”

507. “Can I borrow a kiss from you? I promise you that I’ll give it back.”

508. “All the things that make me different are the things that make me.”

509. “I love you with my whole heart and for my whole life.”

510. “Sometimes, you find yourself sitting in the middle of nowhere. Sometimes, it’s sitting in the middle of nowhere that you find yourself.”

511. “I’m just going to go outside and stand. If anyone asks, you can say I’m outstanding.”

512. “Always be yourself – no matter what other people think.”

513. “If you keep your eyes open, you will see the things that are worth seeing.”

514. “All flowers must grow through dirt.”

515. “Just keep smiling. One day, life will get tired of trying to upset you.”

516. “Don’t waste your time worrying about the things that don’t worry about you.”

517. “Strive to be someone’s sunshine whenever their skies are gloomy.”

518. “Be stubborn and persistent about your goals. But be flexible in the methods you use to achieve them.”

519. “Whatever you are, be good and be kind.”

520. “Even the darkest of nights will soon come to an end, and the sun will rise.”

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521. “Leave behind whatever makes you feel sad. Hold onto whatever makes you smile.”

522. “Sometimes I wake up not knowing whether it’s going to be Tigger or Eeyore making the decisions for me.”

523. “I hope your coffee is strong, your Monday is short, and your weekend is everlasting.”

524. “Don’t rush things. When the time is right, it will happen.”

525. “Only weak people are cruel. Only those who are strong can be kind and gentle.”

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