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Top Good Statuses
1: Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
2: There is only 1 thing 2 do, 3 words for you – I Love You
3: tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
4: Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
5: It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
6: Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
7: A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
8: The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
9: I’m jealous my parents, I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
10: Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
11: I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk…
12: I am not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I am right.
13: Silence is the best response to a fool.
14: Dont be a uno in trends, be the Classic.
15: When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
16: Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile…Smile please…!!
17: I wish I had ‘Google’ in my mind and ‘Antivirus’ in my heart..
18: Do not drink and drive or you might spill the drink.
19: The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.
20: I’m the dude with cool attitude
Amazing Status
- 21: One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
- 22: Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it. …..(more whatsapp quotes)
- 23: People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
- 24: Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.
- 25: There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-veterinarian & Tuesday Saturday
- 26: I don’t have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can’t handle.
- 27: My life my rules. _|_
- 28: Do not be afraid to step on people… Mario made a career from it.
- 29: Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
- 30: I do not get drunk- I get awesome.
31: There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will..
32: Time is precious waste it wisely.
33: Eat…sleep….regret……repeat.
34: Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
35: I am Waiting for GF Message!
36: Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn’t remind you of anyone…
37: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
38: I m not special, I am just a LIMITED EDITION.
39: I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can’t Learn Best.
40: Try to solve your problem yourself… Don’t Depend on other..!
Loving Cool Status
41: Our marriage is like a workshop. I work and my wife shops.
42: Why is ‘Monday’ so far from ‘Friday’ and ‘Friday’ so near to ‘Monday’??..
43: There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
44: Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status…
45: Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
46: Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you..
47: After getting drunk, bachelor of technology turns into master of philosophy.
48: If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them’.
49: Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
50: Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
51: I don’t care what people think or say about me!..
52: when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
53: Pople are like ‘MuSic’ some say the ‘TrUth’ and rest, Just noise..
54: It’s not an attitude, it’s the way I am.
55: “You compliment someone for their mustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
56: Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
57: Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
58: Please don’t get confused between my my attitude and personality!
59: My room + internet connection + music + food – homework = perfect day.
61: Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status ?
62: Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night…
63: Your whatsapp status say’s online… If your online then, why aren’t you msg me!
64: Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
65: Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful..
- 66: A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
- 67: I’ll be back before you pronunce njancsjhuehndihjnjniojijkwsa.
- 68: Borrow money from a pessimist- – he doesn’t expect it back.
- 69: I’m cool but Summer made me hot!
- 70: Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
- 71: If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
72: Don’t judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
73: Even romeo went from being “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.