200+ [REALLY] Cool Attitude Status Quotes

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1. “I’m not special. I’m a limited edition.”

2. “You don’t like my attitude? That’s fine. It doesn’t like you either.”

3. “Don’t compare me to other girls. There’s no competition. I’m one of a kind.”

4. “I’m at the point now where I don’t want to impress anyone anymore. If people like me the way I am, great. If they don’t, well it’s their loss.”

5. “I’m really not cranky. I just have a violent reaction when I meet stupid people.”

6. “It’s my decision who I love and how I live. No one can take that choice away from me.”

7. “Silence is the best response when you’re dealing with an idiot.”

8. “I’m not arguing with you. I’m just explaining why I’m right.”

9. “I don’t have time to hate the people who are hating me. I’m way too busy loving the people who are loving me.”

10. “I haven’t changed. I grew up. Maybe you should give it a try sometime.”

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11. “I’ve finally realized something: What other people think and say about me is none of my business.”

12. “I’m not insulting you. I’m describing you.”

13. “Be happy and smile when you’re around people who hate you. Your happiness will kill them.”

14. “People always say that nothing is impossible. That’s not true. I do nothing every single day.”

15. “I was cool – until global warming made me hot.”

16. “No positive results can come from negative attitudes. Always think positive and always live positive.”

17. “Love me for who I am – not what you want me to be. Take me or leave me. It’s that simple.”

18. “If you face the sun, you’ll never see your shadow.”

19. “Look – I’m only responsible for the words that come out of my mouth. I’m not responsible for you not understanding them.”

20. “I really don’t care what you think about me. Unless you think I’m awesome. In that case – you’re totally right. Carry on!”

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21. “Whether you love me or hate me, I’m still going to shine bright like a star.”

22. “If you judge me, I’ll prove you wrong. If you push me down, I’ll get back up. I only get stronger each time I fall.”

23. “Don’t chase the people who are trying to avoid you. Follow the ones who welcome you with open arms.”

24. “Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude. My personality is who I am. But my attitude? That depends on YOU.”

25. “Aside from gravity, nothing in life can keep me down.”

26. “If you treat me like a queen, I’ll treat you like a king. If you treat me like a game, I’ll show you exactly how it’s played.”

27. “All you need in life is a can-do attitude. It’s the bridge between failure and success.”

28. “My haters are my biggest motivators.”

29. “You can either take me as I am or watch me as I leave.”

30. “I don’t follow other people. I follow my own orders because I’m my own boss.”

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31. “Look, I don’t have an “attitude problem”. But you? You have a perception problem.”

32. “It’s always nice to be important, but it’s always important to be nice.”

33. “Congratulations! My middle finger salutes your bad attitude.”

34. “Don’t ever get so desperate that you wind up settling for something less than you deserve.”

35. “I wake up each morning and live my life like a true maniac.”

36. “You really can’t trust anyone these days. Fake is a new trend.”

37. “If you can’t attract people with your charm, then repel them with your attitude.”

38. “All I ask is that you treat me like you’d like to be treated.”

39. “I am who I am. Your approval isn’t needed – and I never asked for it.”

40. “For someone who claims to hate my guts, you sure think and talk about me a lot. How about you get a life and stop worrying about mine?”

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41. “People laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at other people because they’re all the same.”

42. “Those who love me – raise your hands. Those who hate me – raise your standards.”

43. “You can make the world a better place by being a better person.”

44. “A strong, positive attitude has the power to move mountains. Because life is only 10% how you make it, and 90% how you take it.”

45. “My attitude forecast for today: Partly crabby with an 80% chance of moodiness.”

46. “Don’t walk around like you rule the world. Walk around like you don’t care who rules the world.”

47. “When a storm comes through, have enough sense to stop and play in the mud.”

48. “It’s not the problem that’s the problem. It’s your attitude about the problem – that’s the problem.”

49. “Attitude is a lot like pregnancy. You can try to hide it all you want, but eventually, it will come out.”

50. “I’ve never met an ugly person on the outside. But attitude can quickly turn the most beautiful creature into a wretched crone.”

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51. “I found your nose. It was all up in my business again. Please keep that thing on a shorter leash.”

52. “I really don’t need to explain myself. I know I’m right.”

53. “I’m so sorry I took our long nights, laughs, inside jokes and sweet texts for you caring. I’ll be sure to think twice before I waste my time again.”

54. “In the real world, there’s no market for emotions. Never advertise your feelings to the world. Just put your attitude on display.”

55. “Beauty is only skin deep. Attitude is down to the bone.”

56. “Never once did I say I was perfect. But you can bet your life that I’m worth it.”

57. “I’m sorry, you mistook my personality for an attitude. Too bad you don’t have one.”

58. “Trust me, I’m not in a bad mood. You’re just taking my attitude the wrong way.”

59. “You don’t like me? Awesome. Go ahead and report me at whocares.com.”

60. “People who are arrogant and have bad attitudes deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.”

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61. “I’m done feeling sorry for myself. If you were dumb enough to let me walk away, then I should be smart enough to let you go.”

62. “You can love me, or you can hate me. But you’ll never, ever change me.”

63. “I really don’t care if nobody likes me. I wasn’t put here to entertain everyone.”

64. “Your opinion of me doesn’t matter. I’m happy. And that’s all that matters.”

65. “Whatever you put up with is what you end up with. You can only expect from the world what you accept from other people.”

66. “You can’t control what happens to you in life, but you can control your attitude towards it. By controlling your attitude, you’re mastering change, instead of letting change master you.”

67. “You were born to blend in. I was born to stand out.”

68. “Take charge of your attitude, or someone else will.”

69. “Sure, I’ve made mistakes. That’s because life doesn’t come with an instruction manual. It’s a “learn on-the-job” kind of thing.”

70. “People today are so fake. If you check the back of their necks, I’ll bet you’ll find a tag that says “Made in China”.

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71. “A bad attitude is the only real disability in life.”

72. “Change your attitude, and you change your life. Instead of saying “no one likes me,” say “there is no one like me”.”

73. “A weak attitude becomes the weakness of character.”

74. “Never interrupt me when I’m trying to ignore you.”

75. “I’m sorry. Did I do something to give you the impression that I care?”

76. “May my enemies live long enough to see me succeed.”

77. “I always arrive late to the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”

78. “Hey, can you do me a favor? Send me a picture of yourself. I’m playing a round of cards, and I can’t seem to find the Joker.”

79. “Having a bad attitude is a lot like having a flat tire. You won’t get far unless you change it.”

80. “Attitude is just as important as skill when it comes to success.”

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81. “The only difference between succeeding and failing is your attitude.”

82. “Do you really think you’re too small to make a difference? Try locking yourself in a room with a mosquito, and see how quickly your attitude changes.”

83. “Where you are right now is where your thoughts have brought you. Tomorrow, you will once again be where your thoughts have taken you.”

84. “If you’ve never made a mistake, you’ve never tried anything new. That’s the biggest tragedy of all; to breathe, but never to live.”

85. “If you always follow the rules, you’ll never have fun in life.”

86. “Don’t try to hide your imperfections; embrace them. They’re what makes you unique.”

87. “Why do you keep doing the same old thing, but expect different results? That’s the definition of insanity.”

88. “No love is perfect. Even Romeo changed his status from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.”

89. “Gratitude – not attitude – can change the world.”

90. “Today will be what it is. I will still be who I am. And I will find beauty in both.”

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91. “If you care about what other people think, you will be their prisoner for life.”

92. “Hustle will always beat talent when talent fails to hustle.”

93. “That little negative committee that meets inside your head? Tell them to sit down and shut up.”

94. “Things will always turn out best for the people who make the best out of the way things turn out.”

95. “Confidence isn’t saying “they will like me”; confidence is saying “I’ll be just fine if they don’t”.”

96. “It’s not the load that breaks you down in life, but the way you carry it.”

97. “Be that person who makes someone else look forward to waking up the next morning.”

98. “Repeat after me: I can, and I will.”

99. “I need to take a time out. Send me to the beach, and don’t let me come back home until my attitude changes.”

100. “I’ve got it made like lemonade.”

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101. “You’re either on my side, standing by my side, or in my way – choose your path wisely.”

102. “Today, I’m super excited about everything!”

103. “In our pursuit of happiness, every now and again, it’s important to pause and just be happy.”

104. “Please – take responsibility for the energy that you bring into this space.”

105. “Guess what? Joy is portable. So bring it with you wherever you go.”

106. “Whatever is going to happen will happen. Don’t stress about it.”

107. “Always find some time to do things that make you feel happy to be alive.”

108. “My attitude: a rainy day at the beach is always a million times better than a sunny day at the office.”

109. “Love doesn’t have a remote. You have to get up and change it yourself.”

110. “Today, I’m going to act like this is the day I will be remembered for.”

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111. “If you do something because it’s your duty, it will rob you of energy. But if you do something out of love, it will energize you.”

112. “If you believe you can, you’re already halfway there.”

113. “Attitude can mean the difference between an ordeal and a life adventure.”

114. “If you don’t like something in your life, change it. If you can’t change, then change your attitude.”

115. “Quit being afraid of the things that could go wrong, and start getting excited about the things that could go right.”

116. “Pay attention to your attitude in the present moment. Because that’s what will shape your future.”

117. “Only a strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will just say that she has an attitude problem.”

118. “I’m not here just to be average. I’m here to be AWESOME!”

119. “In life, we either make ourselves utterly miserable, or we make ourselves undeniably strong. The amount of work to achieve either one is the same.”

120. “Don’t be so quick to make judgments about me. You’re only seeing what I choose to show you.”

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121. “Don’t let anyone discourage your ambitions. You don’t need a fan club to succeed. Be your own motivation.”

122. “I’ll never be any man’s down-time, spare-time, half-time or sometimes. So please, don’t waste my time.”

123. “Don’t worry about hurting my feelings. I can promise you that not even a single ounce of my confidence is linked to your acceptance.”

124. “I’m not short-tempered. I just have a quick reaction to BS.”

125. “Apparently, I have an attitude. Who knew?”

126. “You have no idea how much physical torture I’ve endured being nice to you.”

127. “Get out of the way world. I put my sassy pants on today.”

128. “Feel free to underestimate me. You won’t be the first one, you won’t be the last one, but you will be wrong like all the others.”

129. “Here’s an idea: maybe you should try eating makeup, so you can be beautiful on the inside.”

130. “You must spend a lot of time putting makeup on your two faces every day.”

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131. “Here’s what you do: take the bad day, and head-butt it right in its ugly face.”

132. “I have multiple personalities. None of them like you.”

133. “Cut all of the negative people out of your life. The people you spend the most time with influence your attitude and your thoughts more than you think.”

134. “I really just don’t care.”

135. “I’m starting to run out of people I actually like.”

136. “I do understand. I just don’t care.”

137. “Yeah, I’m high maintenance. But I can afford to maintain myself.”

138. “Do I look like a pair of dice to you? No? Then why are you playing with me?”

139. “Sarcasm is an art. If it were a science, I’d have a PhD.”

140. “Some people think I have a short fuse. No. I just have a limited tolerance for stupidity. There’s only so much stupidity I can put up with in one day.”

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141. “You agreed with a woman even though she was wrong? Congratulations! You’ve managed to be right and wrong all at the same time.”

142. “I’m really trying to see things from your perspective, but I’m having a hard time sticking my head that far up my butt.”

143. “Raise your hand if you have an opinion about my life. Now, put that hand over your mouth.”

144. “Burning bridges? Nah, that takes too long. I prefer to use explosives.”

145. “Honey, I don’t need a weapon – I am one.”

146. “Hating people takes way too much energy. It’s easier just to pretend they’re dead.”

147. “Warning: I’m experiencing technical difficulties with my attitude today. I’m sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. For your own safety, avoidance is suggested.”

148. “Please, keep your two cents. I don’t want to leave you broke.”

149. “I didn’t do that. Oh, wait – that? I did that.”

150. “Start each day with a grateful heart.”

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151. “Life is like a kitchen. Go ahead, put on your prettiest apron and whip us up something awesome!”

152. “The question isn’t: who is going to let me do this? The question is: who is going to get in my way?”

153. “There are two things in life that define you: your attitude when you have everything, and your patience when you have nothing.”

154. “You can either complain because a rose bush has thorns or weep with joy because a thorn bush has roses.”

155. “Don’t tell me “the sky is the limit”. There are footsteps on the moon.”

156. “No matter how you feel in the morning, you’ve got to get up, dress up and show up.”

157. “Don’t hate yourself for what you aren’t. Love yourself for what you are.”

158. “True beauty begins the day you start being yourself.”

159. “I’m way too positive to be doubtful; way too optimistic to be afraid, and too determined to be defeated.”

160. “I have no regrets in life; only lessons learned.”

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161. “Don’t pray to have an easy life. Pray to have the strength to overcome a difficult one.”

162. “It really doesn’t matter if the glass if half full or half empty. Just be grateful that you have a glass and something in it.”

163. “There was a time when I would walk into a room and wonder if people liked me. Now, I walk into a room and wonder if I like the people in it.”

164. “Life may not be the party we wanted, but we’re here – so we might as well dance.”

165. “I’m here today. And today, I’d rather wear a smile than wear my tears.”

166. “You’re wrong. I haven’t failed. I just found 1,000 ways that don’t work.”

167. “What you tell yourself every morning will either send you soaring to the sky or tear you down to the ground.”

168. “You were given a body that can withstand just about anything. It’s your mind that you have to convince.”

169. “I show my gratitude by accepting everything – even all of my problems – with joy; embracing each new challenge.”

170. “The best attitude is gratitude.”

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171. “Transform your expectations into appreciations and your world will change in an instant.”

172. “Be careful: attitudes are contagious. Make sure that yours is worth catching.”

173. “Attitude is all there is. Each day comes with new thoughts, new strengths, new life lessons and new reasons to love life.”

174. “Be mindful of your attitude. It’s the very first thing people notice about you.”

175. “What’s the secret to having it all? Knowing that you already have it.”

176. “I’m a doer; a dreamer; a thinker. I see possibility everywhere I turn.”

177. “I’m thankful for all of my life’s struggles because they showed me just how strong I am.”

178. “I’ll describe my life in one sentence: Things didn’t go as planned, but that’s okay.”

179. “You can never be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude.”

180. “You can either control your attitude or let it control you.”

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181. “The biggest lie we’ve been told: When I finally get what I want, I will be happy.”

182. “Here’s my attitude for the day: Today is going to be the best day ever.”

183. “You can never beat the person who never gives up.”

184. “There’s only one impossible journey: the one you don’t begin.”

185. “Self: It’s time to do what makes our soul happy!”

186. “Happiness isn’t something you can postpone for the future. You design your own happiness in the present moment. And your attitude dictates how that moment will shape your future.”

187. “I may not be perfect. But at least I’m always me.”

188. “The attitude you carry is just like a price tag. It displays how valuable you are.”

189. “I almost walked into work with a positive attitude. Thankfully, sarcasm stepped in and saved my day.”

190. “Today’s forecast for my attitude: Slightly opinionated with the occasional sarcasm and a 100% change of I don’t care.”

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191. “Trust me, I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.”

192. “Attitude and sarcasm as so much more affordable than bail money and therapy.”

193. “An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”

194. “Apparently, people get offended when you treat them the same way they treat you.”

195. “Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far in life.”

196. “Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat…on the head…with a hammer.”

197. “I’m an acquired taste. Don’t you like me? Maybe you should acquire some taste.”

198. “Come on – put your positive panties on.”

199. “It’s so hard to have a positive attitude when you’re surrounded by dumb people.”

200. “If you’re cooler than me, does that mean I’m hotter than you?”

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201. “My mother always told me: If you don’t have anything nice to say, then you better say it sarcastically.”

202. “Middle fingers up if you don´t give a f*ck!”

203. “It will cost you $0 to change your bad attitude.”

204. “Okay, who ate your bowl of sunshine, mister thundercloud?”

205. “Intolerable? I prefer to think of myself as “delightfully difficult”. It would be a whole lot easier if you just agreed.”

206. “You reek of a headache and drama. Please stay away from me.”

207. “And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us middle fingers.”

208. “Shutting up is gluten-free. So, add that to your diet.”

209. “I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I’d love to just punch in the face.”

210. “If life gives you lemons, add vodka and have a party!”

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